June 2012
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stphnvg replied to your post: My best friend whose been living in Quebec for the…
SHES WATCHING CAKE BOSS K
OK STOP YELLING. GOOGLE TRANSLATED “LE BOSSE” INTO “HUMPS”. I TRIED OK.
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My best friend whose been living in Quebec for the last couple of months just sent me this text:
“j’ai regarde ‘le bosse de gateaux’ sur le tele”
WHAT. What does that mean. It’s something about humping a cake I THINK. I don’t know, I dropped French as soon as I could. I have enough trouble with the English language as it is.
UPDATE: OH HE MEANT...
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was supposed to go out tonight but the subway is FLOODED apparently and it’s too wet out so now i’m helping my mother bake a cake. She just put a lot of alcohol in that cake. FUN.
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OK just downloaded Cher’s Greatest Hits album. Summer playlist DONE.
May 2012
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I MEAN, for reals though.
So I walked outside to the backyard with the intention of watching the America’s Next Top Model finale on my laptop. BOOM, I unintentionally locked myself out of my house.
WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM:
1. The spare key is currently sitting on my desk in my bedroom
2. I’m wearing my spongebob pyjamas
3. I don’t have a phone
4. I HAVE WORK IN AN HOUR
5. Instead of finding a way...
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borrowed a bunch of books from my friend and he gave them to me in a duffle bag. discovered condoms in the side pocket WHAT DO I DO THEY’RE GRAPE FLAVOURED.
“We look up at the same stars, and see such different things.”
– Jon Snow, A Storm Of Swords
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Unlocked a stream of SYNTHETICA.
FUCK METRIC, that was difficult. I love you still.
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I don’t think I blinked ONCE during that Game of Thrones episode.
Cersei Lannister will forever be my favourite character, no matter how much of a crazy psychotic bitch she may be.
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Learning this with my sister for her end of the...
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I just watched 3 episodes of Ghost Adventures and now I’m going to calm myself down before bed by watching an episode of Lizzie McGuire.
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Anonymous asked: in highschool i always thought you were really funny. very quick and smart and judgemental!
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I love that my mom and her friends text each other while watching Dancing with the Stars because then I’m like OH THAT’S WHY I’M LIKE THIS IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
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I didn’t shed a tear at my own highschool graduation, but I’m sitting on the couch bawling at the Glee graduation
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WatchThis is how Glee should have been for all 3 seasons
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i was playing catch with my sister (yeah we still do that) and the baseball hit my eyeball/ forehead (my sister has a KILLER arm) and i thought i had a concussion but nope no concussion just my first ever black eye.
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I hate Shane from The Walking Dead, but I have the greatest sympathy for him because I too have abnormally large and disproportionate earlobes.
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Seattle Grace Mercy Death Hospital
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Apparently my Grade 12 yearbook is finally ready to be picked up.
I forgot high school was a thing.
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“Someday, I am gonna write an essay about you, and I am not going to change your...”
– Hannah Horvath, Girls
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If my girl Arizona Robbins dies on the Grey's...
I will find a brick somewhere. I will then take that said brick and throw it at the television.
She’s already been through so much: her brother being killed, the whole Callie almost dying debacle, the insufferable rehearsals for her lesbian wedding…I SWEAR IF THEY KILL HER I will stop watching this show.
(OK I WON’T but I’ll cry for a very long time and then stress eat a...
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It’s so hard to watch Glee because Rachel and Finn are INSUFFERABLE
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